All has gone south or north or east or west

I guess what ever way is worse. I don't qualify for a mortgage so I can't get my house. I need someone to buy it and rent it from them to own. Crazy. It's a really nice house and just perfect for us. Anyone know of someone lol. I'm done work for the week thank God for that. I just don't know what I'm going to do. If I could only win the money I need that would be even better. Well I'm going to stop for now and cry in my cups I'll write later.